2010 Movie Preview- 2nd Jonah Hex Trailer

by: Captain Oblivious

Here is the second trailer for the long, lost Jonah Hex movie. I only say that because it seems Warner Bros. sems to have forgotten that it opens June 18 what with the lack of any commercial support.

This preview is more my style. Being a nerd I already knew the Hex story so this preview show off what I wanna see, guns, explosions, Megan Fox and Josh Brolin delivering smart a** Hex lines. I’m thinking that as the release date gets closer I am wanting to see this more and more.

Megan Fox Not Being In Transformers 3 Makes Chances Of Being Decent Go Up By 42%

by: Captain Oblivious

Oh Shia LaBeouf what have you started? You begin by telling everyone what we already knew that Transformers 2 is this generations Troll 2 but now it seems your little statement of fact may have in fact shown Michael Bay the way.

After already being on set and preparing for filming Paramount announced yesterday that it was not picking up Megan Fox’s option for a third fun trip with the Autobots saying it was “ultimately up to Michael Bay.” Meaning that after Jonah Hex releases in July we will only have to wait a little while longer before she hits rock bottom and can find her new videos behind the back curtain in the video store (if any video stores still exist…I don’t know I use Netflix).

I am glad Bay grew a set of Devastator wrecking balls and decided to be proactive in making his next magnum opus suck just a wee bit less.

So now who will play Shia’s new love interest? Should we rally care? It’s a movie about robots fighting each other and blowing sh** up.

My vote is for Olivia Munn. I mean come on it’s actually a step up from Megan Fox and at least she understands the nerd community.

2010 Movie Preview- Jonah Hex

by: Captain Oblivious

Well it’s finally here. I was getting worried that the Jonah Hex movie was just a myth like unicorns and universal health care. But here it is, a full preview with Josh Brolin doing his best to treat Megan Fox like she is an actress. I like the look of the preview and John Malkovich always spruces up a movie nice.

I can’t lie to myself. While I am a fan of the Hex character I am going into this film with Ghost Rider expectations. Jonah is in the middle tier of DC characters but here’s hoping that his movie treatment will be better than expected.

Take a look at the preview below.