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A 3D Jar Jar? Sign Me Up!!!

29 Sep

by Captain Oblivious

I wonder if George Lucas knows he can’t take his money to hell with him (or heaven I can’t judge). Because he wants more of it like he needs it. Haven’t you gotten all you can out of me Lucas. Multiple VHS releases and the DVD set and Blu-Ray next year you think you can just squeeze me dry. I defended you for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and this is how you repay me?!

Ok now that I am off that soapbox on to the reason. Lucas will begin re-re(?)-releasing all six Star Wars films in 3D starting in 2012. Lucas said as much after seeing Avatar last year but now it looks about as close to official as it can get. He will release one episode a year so we have to pain through Episodes 1 and 2 until we get at least some quality in 2014. They will be post converted (obviously) but I’m think old Georgie boy will throw enough money at it that it will come out looking on the better end like Nightmare Before Christmas and not headache inducing like Clash of the Titans.

Finally Episode 1 Is Entertaining

2 May

by: Captain Oblivious

Awake and bored. Quite the dangerous combination for me after midnight. So I have begun searching Youtube and came up with this wonderful piece of cinema. Everyone knows Episode 1 sucked donkey balls. Even hardcore Star Wars fans have to admit it and I don’t wanna hear any of the pod races were cool horse crap.

Here is the true way the Battle of Naboo should have went down.