Captain Oblivious- A man of many ideas and none of them good ones. He made his way out of his mother’s womb with an affinity for being a jack of all trades and a master of none. So far he has succeeded….but what does the future hold for this myth of a man? Almost certainly a future that has carpel tunnel that’s for sure.
Parts Unknown- A giant of a man. He was 3 ft. tall when he was born. A lover of women and wrestling and all things sports…..not in that order. He wanders the streets at night looking for young Twilight fans so that he may make fun of them and feed off of their tears. Love him. Fear him.