Macgruber Review

28 May

by: Captain Oblivious

I figured I would do this review in a way Macgruber fans could understand.

(Harmonica sound)

I went to see Macgruber thinking the theater would be deserted.

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Forgot Sex and the City 2 opened yesterday.

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Had to deal with cougars and chicks that thought this was The Hills.

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Once inside the theater there was guy that was retarded.

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He talked and clapped and coughed all through the movie.

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I thought about punching him but thought he had down syndrome.

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People would look down on that and I would be hated.

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They’d say you see that guy right there he punched a tardo.

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The movie was funny but a little long in places.

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Kristen Wiig is funny as hell in this film.

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The jokes about ripping dicks off pays off in the end.

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It has two of the funniest sex scenes I have ever seen.

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You wanna see Ryan Phillipe stick a stalk of celery in ass then you need to see this movie.

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It’s good not great but for an SNL movie that’s awesome.

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Not as good as Wayne’s World or Blues Brothers but not as crappy as Superstar or It’s Pat.

MACGRUBER!!!!!

(BIG EXPLOSION)

Grade: 6.5/10

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One Response to “Macgruber Review”

  1. CMrok93 May 7, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    Sometimes it’s okay to be lowbrow. Maybe I was just in the right mood, but this had me giggling consistently, with several outright guffaws. Included one of the funniest sex scenes I’ve ever seen. Good review, check out mine when you can!

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