by: Captain Oblivious
Well here we go. Round 2. Today we will take a look at some movies that are celebrating their 10th and 20th anniversaries respectively. Let’s all take a look and remember back to a simpler time when we looked forward to getting older and getting in an R- rated movie was a big deal (depending on how old you are).
10th Anniversary (2000)
Memorable Quote- “We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, that to stay here and die on this shithole island spending the rest of my life talking to a god damn VOLLEYBALL.”
Dude, Where’s My Car?
Memorable Quote- “Wait a second, let’s recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can’t pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.”
The Emperor’s New Groove
Kuzco: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
Pacha: Well, that’s funny. Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really *bad* ideas.
Kuzco: Oh, yeah. Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
Memorable Quote- “Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are bloodied and cleaved. Two thousand will never leave this place. I will not believe they fought and died for nothing.”
Gone In 60 Seconds
Memorable Quote- “I just stole fifty cars in one night! I’m a little tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!”
Rob: Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.
Laura: No, it’s really not, Rob. You know why? Because Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records.
Rob: Made. Made. Marvin Gaye is dead. His father shot him.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Memorable Quote- “Well, ain’t it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I’m the only one that remains unaffiliated.”
Memorable Quote- “I have long feared that my sins would return to visit me, and the cost is more than I can bear.”
Wolverine: Hey! It’s me.
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You’re a dick.
20th Anniversary (1990)
Memorable Quote- “I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can’t seem to find my toothbrush, so I’ll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I’m in good shape.”
Back to the Future Part 3
Marty McFly: You’re Mad Dog Tannen!
Buford “Mad Dog” Tannen: Mad Dog? I hate that name. I hate it. You hear? Nobody calls me “Mad Dog”, especially not some duded-up, egg-suckin’ gutter trash.
“All right, that’s enough! I want ’em dead, both of ’em. I want this no-face character dead and I want Tracy dead. What’s the matter, you bums forgot how to kill people? Doesn’t your work mean anything to you anymore? Have you no sense of pride in what you do? No sense of duty, no sense of destiny? I’m looking for generals; what do I got? Foot soldiers! I want Dick Tracy dead!”
Die Hard 2
Memorable Quote- “Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?”
Oda Mae Brown: I know you don’t think I’m giving this 4 million dollars to a bunch of nuns!
Sam: Think of it this way, you’ll go to Heaven.
Oda Mae Brown: I don’t want to go to Heaven, I want to go to the bank and cash a GODDAMN CHECK!
Memorable Quote- “He didn’t get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR!”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Memorable Quote- “You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.”
Memorable Quote- “If I am not me, then who the hell am I?”
Young Guns 2
Memorable Quote- “Yoohoo. I’ll make you famous!”